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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is only $7 grand. And it only has 49k miles!
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And it's probably still shorter than the 2500 crew cab in the back.
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The thing about one of these is that you’d be able to make the 7k back by driving some people around.
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Step 1) Buy limo
Step 2) Strip interior and LS swap
Step 3) Drift car
I call it “Cadillac Driftwood Brougham”
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1. Buy Car.
2. Tint windows
3. Hire strippers
4. ?????
5. Profit
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I've seen some limos on craigslist for cheaper. There was actually a 69 Fleetwood 75 limo for sale on the craigslist in my area. It had bulletproof glass on the rear passenger's windows. It's gone now, wish I could've bought it.
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Get that and the Jag.
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Psssh:
http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/5182452481…
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You MONSTER!
The interior is what makes this car.
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Interior does not make the car go sideways. Ergo, no, the interior does not “make the car”. That’d be the motor. And suspension.
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Considering that this is a 6-door autobus-style limo, I’d buy it as a family hauler instead of a minivan. 3 massively comfy rows with enough legroom to keep the kids from kicking each other’s seats.
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Yeah, but it’s probably been idling a lot.
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Buy a hearse, then.
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To be clearer, this particular car is a custom-bodied, factory-certified 6-door autobus. It’s better appointed and more purposefully constructed than your standard chop-shop 8’ fibreglass stretch with champagne spilled in the carpets and dried semen on the pleather seats.
This car transported important folks between important places. Not drunk seniors to prom.
The extra steel/doors/power window hardware makes it way heavier than your standard stretch as well.
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Guise...the mirrors are above the beltline...that means it has the 330 hp LT1 already
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.....So you’re saying there’s a very good chance I’d never see anyone do anything like it ever again? EXCELLENT! THE CHOPPING AND WELDING BEGINS AT SUNDOWN! TO THE WORKSHOP!!!!
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Nah, “Deadwood” doesn’t have the same ring for a driftcar. Also has.....unfortunate implications. I do however want a Cadillac Fleetwood hearse for a lemons car, call it deadwood, and somehow work Viagra into the mix either as sponsorship on the car or everyone dressing up as little blue pills.
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Yeah I’m gonna need a bit more than 330.....I’m feeling 1000hp, but I’ll settle for 800.
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want want
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He can do better than that! I paid less than that for my Lexus!
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